scattergories
VU: Okay, think of something you eat that has "m" in the exact center.
JULIA: Hummus.
FRED: No, the exact center of that is the space between the two m's.
PAUL: I think that counts double, then.
VU: Tumor.
JULIA: Ew! You don't eat tumors!
PAUL: Human.
VU: There you go.
JULIA: Stop it!
[Muffled sounds of discontent from the people playing euchre at the other table.]
PAUL: Okay, lemon.
FRED: Lemon, that's good.
JULIA: Stromboli.
PAUL: Calamari. Or it would have to be calamaris to work.
JULIA: Calamari is plural already, though.
PAUL: Fuck.
VU: Okay, let's do something else.
