canst thou draw out leviathan with a hook?
An alert reader reveals that the gullible Russian media have picked up on an email hoax; those creatures were actually picked up by some enterprising Australians and New Zealanders doing deep water trawls in 2003. Fortunately, even with this revised news of their origin, they aren't any less bizarre, and in fact we learn useful things: z.B., the lumpy shark is lumpy because of its enormous goddamn liver that helps regulate its buoyancy. So ignore the Russian text, which we can't read anyway, and look at the pictures, which in themselves are not falsifiable, and are awesome.
