“Hello. Michael—Michael Henderson? Yes, hello, Mr. Henderson. This is Duke University. We’re calling because we’ve heard that you’re a selfish son of a bitch, and we were wondering if we could look at your brain. Yes, I understand. Well, there would be money involved—a fairly substantial amount of money, in fact, that no one else will be getting. So you see, Mr. Henderson, this really puts you ahead of the game.”
