Live From Winnemucca
—First of all, it’s legalized socialism -
—Well, it is.
—It’s legalized socialism, and they’re ordering you - they’re ordering me to pay eight hundred dollars a month for me and my family, for nothing.
—That’s right.
—I don’t need it. I took my kids to the doctor twice last year and paid a hell of a lot less than that. They’re ordering me to pay ninety-six hundred a year, all so the insurance companies can get rich doing nothing. So that little fricking lizard on TV -
—That’s not health insurance.
—What’s that?
—The lizard doesn’t do health insurance.
—Isn’t it -
—GEICO. GEICO is - auto.
—Well, that’s just the same thing. They’re ordering you to pay for auto insurance, too. I tell you, that island in the Pacific is looking better and better.
—That’s right.
—There’s thousands of them out there. No one knows where they are.
—That’s right.
Boy, they're gonna be sad when they get to that Pacific island and find it overrun with lizards.
