The world-music microtonal piano is here. Maybe. If anyone buys it.
"The same creator who names the stars also knows the names of the seven souls we mourn today," President Bush said Saturday.
Damn it, the stars were all named by Arabs.
What does Groundhog Day mean when you've already had four weeks of summer? You can't avoid seeing your shadow out here; the sun etches everything. I'm told it was 90 degrees in L.A. the other day. The end times are near.