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Acción Mutante (1993). Imagine if Pedro Almodóvar had produced the Leprechaun movies. A bunch of militant mutants hide inside a wedding cake, take out the wedding with their giant guns, then kidnap the bride and take off for... er, Ganymede. That bit surprised me too. From that point there's the giant man-eating cat, the bride who develops Stockholm syndrome, the Siamese twins (one of whom dies halfway through, forcing his brother to lug around an unconvincing corpse-mannequin for the rest of the film), and a whole lot of blood. They all lisp like the proud Castilians they are, and there's an original rap song, plus shameless use of the Mission: Impossible theme. Recommended.

 

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